Please listen to one of the funniest humorists I have ever heard. Her name is Jeannie Robertson. She is a NC native, a Methodist, a former Miss NC and a former Miss America contestant from a ways back That’s probably how they’d say it in NC.
I have been laughing all weekend listening to her humor on U-tube. You simply must check her out
You will laugh till you cry!!!
Two favorites to start with are:
Don’t Trust A Man With The Luggage
“Don’t send A Man To The Grocery Store!”